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World's Top Tourist Traps

Chris Colin March 20, 2008

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And where to go instead

It's not that an $11 bowl of official San Francisco clam chowder at Fisherman's Wharf doesn't hit the spot. And, granted, there's no substitute for an authentic replica of the Great Pyramid at Giza. But not all overcrowded, merchandise-swollen travel hot spots are created equal, and some deserve to be flagged as full-fledged tourist traps.

Weighing crowds against breathing room, bulging postcard racks against actual scenic vistas, and most of all hype against reality, we've compiled a list of ostensibly beloved destinations that you might consider striking from your global to-see list—no matter how glossy and luscious those brochures are.

Sometimes, a thin line separates the tourist trap from the packed-but-worthwhile destination. Travel writer Bruce Northam of AmericanDetour.com says you know a real tourist trap by the noise level and inflated price tags. Avoid places that sound "more or less like a car alarm going off" where "you're paying incredibly exorbitant prices for goods and services that would be better enjoyed five miles away, for a fifth the cost."

Case in point is New York City's most famous intersection. Thanks in no small part to a certain New Year's Eve party, Times Square pulls in an estimated 35 million visitors annually. If these snap-happy tourists are hoping for a taste of Gotham's seedy underbelly—which once defined this neighborhood -- they'll be disappointed. Today's Times Square is a family-friendly affair of big, bright eateries and daily TRL tapings at the MTV studios. And yet, just a few blocks in any direction, the "real" New York can be found in the city's smaller restaurants and boutiques.

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For Josh Schonwald, editor of TheContrarianTraveller.com, the true tourist traps are those that "drain you emotionally and financially, and leave you with an existential feeling: 'Why did I do this?'"

For all its charms—because of all its charms—Europe has a particularly high density of tourist traps. Schonwald notes that the spots most overrun with camera-wielders in Europe tend to be on the bus routes.

"If you see a double-decker bus, that's trouble," he says. Case in point: London's Piccadilly Circus. There's no circus here; the name comes from the Latin word for "circle," and a "picadil" was a certain collar popularized by a local tailor in the 18th century. That doesn't stop an estimated 75 percent of all visitors from paying a visit. Real Londoners know to avoid this camera-clogged tourist trap. Find them, instead, at nearby Leicester Square.

Finding alternate attractions is paramount to avoiding the worst tourist traps. Just because the Pyramids at Giza are overrun with fanny-pack-wearing families of gawkers, Egypt shouldn't be removed your must-see list. Instead, spend more time in the Valley of the Kings, where new tombs are still being discovered. While not tourist-free, this area is definitely less cluttered with day-trippers. Likewise, while it's nearly impossible to resist a bit of Roman Holiday reminiscence at the Trevi Fountain, the mood at this tourist trap is more frantic than romantic. Save your euros for some of the world's best espresso at one of the city's countless other piazzas.

Some veteran travelers take the position that tourist traps are simply an inevitability to be accepted. Bill Bryson told The Guardian of London that "this the world we live in. There are a finite number of attractions and increasing numbers of people."

True, but there's a good chance you'll have an equally special time at a randomly selected alternate stop just a mile down the road from the lines, internet cafes, tchotchke stands and row after row of idling buses. The real problem with tourist traps is they bombard you with what's already familiar—food you know, products you know.

"There's nothing wrong with that, but when I travel," says Baker. "I go for the beauty of experiencing something totally new. I don't want to take my home with me."

Experts say, the trick isn't always avoiding tourist traps, so much as zigging when others zag. "Going to India without going to the Taj Mahal is like going to the Grand Canyon without looking over the edge," Northam says. "Certain places, you have to go. But you can do it when the crowds aren't quite as insane."

(Taj Mahal hint: Avoid visiting during the full moon, a particularly popular time to visit.)

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No discussion of tourist traps would be complete without acknowledging that some places merely seem like irredeemable tourist traps. Plopped right in the middle of the San Francisco Bay is one of California's most popular attractions. Reservations are taken weeks in advance, and the tonnage of t-shirts, hats and pins sold has surely eclipsed that of the venue itself. And yet, the moment you get lost in the riveting audio tour, Alcatraz is worth the frustration. The crowds all but vanish.

Fisherman's Wharf is another story. Herd mentality rules at this trap, where thousands of tourists snap the same photos and buy the same souvenir mugs. Take just a few steps away from the crowd, however, and it's possible to break away. Schonwald says, "You can find another place near Fisherman's Wharf that still smells like fish, with an old Italian man making antipasti, that isn't such a zoo." That being said, tourist traps are popular for a reason. Why bother to fight their gravitational pull? Why not just accept reality and join the crowd?

"Because when you find the real thing," says Northam, "it's beautiful, genuine, unscripted and inexpensive. People get conned into thinking they need the package vacation, but that's just limited imagination."

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READERS' COMMENTS
What a great story. I travel with these same thoughts in mind, and always look at what is going on behind the herds of tourist traps and advertising. Even in tourist trap areas there are real people and interesting sights. I was recently in San Francisco and went to Fisherman's Wharf. That place is very crowded and I felt as if I was in a never-ending line at the supermarket. Everybody was walking in the same direction and looking at the same things. Even a street performer guy scaring people with bushes. Behind him was a wonderful line of wooden fishing boats that seemed un-noticed. I was attracted to the attractive little fishing boats in the little harbor across from all of the t-shirt shops. There were some men on the boats so I went to take a closer look. I met an original San Francisco Italian Fisherman and a younger man that has restored some of the Historical Fishing boats called, "Montereys". What a great experience and education. They were wonderful and told me all about the "real Fisherman's Wharf and its history. Millions of tourists just walk by and don't even understand the real history of the place. So, as was said, some places must be visited, but look deeper at those places you will find more going on when you take you eyes off the commercial traps.
Larry Wilson

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Having just recently returned from Italy in March, those emotions I felt when entering tourist traps are fresh in my mind. Venice is so expensive, and crowded (and I was there in the off season); it really detracted from the beauty of the city itself. Florence is crowded, but definitely worth visiting (even if you don't see the David, and the major museums, I just loved walking the streets themselves). Rome is probably one of my least favorite cities. As a Roman Catholic, I looked forward to the Vatican as a place of pilgrimage. But what I found was just another tourist trap that just made me frustrated. I walked into the Sistine chapel, and all I wanted to do was leave. I couldn't enjoy the paintings because I had to be on-guard to make sure I wasn't pushed around and trampled on by the stampede of tourists. If you want my advice, go to Sorento. And Capri during the off season... If you're looking to a religious pilgrimage, go to Assisi. It's not quite as touristy, and it is by far more moving.
Colin Ferguson

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I've been to nearly every place and I found your suggestions excellent. Greek isle: yuk. Try Australian or Asian beaches instead. Only Notre Dame in Paris shouldn't be there, in my opinion. What should be also there: Berlin Wall, the remains (actually all of Berlin); Tijuana; Pattaya, Thailand; Niagara falls, U.S. side; Venice Beach, Los Angeles; and Madrid--wonderful country recommended to everyone, just not there.
Bart

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Even in the off-season, the Acropolis in Athens is a nightmare--clogged with tourists, bus loads of impossibly rude and jostling students, impossible to take a photo, and worse, the rocky paths on the way up are slippery as the devil. I saw many people fall. This was the worst tourist trap I've ever visited.

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Excellent review of the World's Top Tourist Traps. We've been to most of them and agree wholeheartedly with your comments. The "Instead" portion was very good also, and we agree. We presently live in Izmir, Turkey, and avoid Istanbul whenever possible. I would suggest that Izmir/Ephesus be added to the "Instead" list, with its rich Christian background (especially the Seven Churches of Revelations' tours). However we would like to Izmir as it is, and have the tourists concentrate on Istanbul. It is a lovely city rich in history, but just too crowded for our taste. Thank you for a well-put-together article.

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