The only thing remotely Neanderthal about The Caves is the burly security at the front gate, whose task it is to keep the paparazzi and hoi polloi at bay. Despite its prehistoric moniker, this ritzy Jamaican resort is all about postmodern pampering of the type that attracts a steady stream of devotees from music, movies and modeling. Secreted behind high walls and set on limestone cliffs at Negril's western extreme, the resort often feels like an island unto itself -- secluded, serene and wildly romantic. Despite continuous upgrades, The Caves retains much of the hippie chic that first made Negril a household name among jet-setters in the 1970s.
The RoomsSuites and villas are parceled among 10 thatched-roof cottages that could have been named by Cat Stevens -- Moon Shadow, Sun Dancer, Blue Dolphin and the like. No two rooms are even remotely alike, decorated in unique fashion with Jamaican art, Caribbean wooden furnishings and Asian-style batik fabrics, though rock-walled outdoor showers are standard. Even the smallest suites are positively spacious, with separate sleeping and living areas, kitchenette with well-stocked fridge and a patio shaded by tropical trees. Upgrades get you telescopes and second-story balconies with lavish sea views. Like all Chris Blackwell/Island Outpost properties, the rooms also have sophisticated CD players and a handpicked music library.
The ServiceHaving hosted hordes of celebs, including many who return year after year, the staff has perfected the art of service that is at once highly efficient and unobtrusive. Management makes a concerted effort to customize service, including a culinary questionnaire at check-in and a pledge to cater to a guest's every need, no matter how eccentric. They don't always succeed, but given The Caves loyal clientele they obviously know how to spoil.
The HighlightsThe Caves is not for those who crave a classic white-sand strand. As a matter of fact, there is no beach, not even a speck of sand. Steps and ladders descend straight into the deep blue sea, while a free-form pool perches on the cliff top. Taking full advantage of the natural setting, the resort's Aveda "mini spa" offers cliff-top and in-cave massage, as well as a super-secluded subterranean hot tub. Food is just as much of a draw, a fusion of nouvelle Jamaican and eclectic international that includes dishes like coconut shrimp, carrot ginger bisque and spicy snapper cakes. Relish them at al fresco locations around the two-acre grounds, or make a supremely romantic candlelit dinner for two in (where else?) a cave.
-- Joe Yogerst